elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

tumblr users: please ban the Nazis

tumblr: if you post a tiddy you’ll be deleted on sight

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sapphics:

theworstmelodies:

sapphics:

she’s gonna get flagged

who

the nipple reading this

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vamprisms:

vamprisms:

bipirate:

Last night i had a dream where legolas straight up shot someone with a gun

legolas what does your scoped .50 caliber barrett m82 rifle see

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starwarshub:

My mother wore the mask, she thought as she snapped the neck of the lead enforcer. And now I wear it. But it is not all that I am.

Her friends – her family – were disarming the enforcers, or killing them before they could react. Some carried simple fishing knives loaned by the locals, and others had grabbed their own weapons from the sand. They were improvising, adapting, and surviving, the way Enfys’s mother had taught them.

They underestimate us, and that is why they lose. 

– Solo: A Star Wars Story novelization

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areax:

lord of the rings boys (inspired by this, original audio from this)

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cinematech:
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spiderwoman:

spider-man + incognito 

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personsonable:

personsonable:

minesottafatspoollegend:

comedianthrax:

comedianthrax:

that one really eloquent australian dude getting arrested for dining and dashing is my idol tbh

this guy

I feel like this guy is an English nobleman from 100 years ago sent into the future and didn’t think he had to pay for food because of his status

AND YOU SIR?????

ARE YOU WAITING TO RECEIVE MY LIMP PENIS??????

christ i just cannot stop thinking about this video. every word out of this man’s lips is delivered with such majesty and grace that you almost forget he’s screaming about his dick after refusing to pay for a meal

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flcralgogh:

how come in infinity war they didnt just kiss the infinity stones off thanos’s fingers like in robin hood

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